Humorous

I’m confused as to what to do. I get mixed messages at every turn. Look before you leap; those who hesitate are lost. Do unto others as you would have then do unto you; you gotta look out for yourself. Save for a rainy day; you can’t take it with you. I live in a world of catchy sayings and cliches. It makes me feel like I’m between a rock and a hard place. February 2, 2033

Here’s why I love my lady, she’s down to earth, and more I’ll list her many virtues, Those things that I adore! My baby drives a pickup truck, can’t stand a fancy car; Likes cheese whiz on a cracker, can’t stomach caviar. She’s comfy in her cowgirl boots, high heels? her nose would bleed, she’s not so much for “macho” types, she’s classy, yes, indeed. She owns a horse for riding, only bareback and on trails, Not for polo, that’s for sissies, for elites whose skin is pale. She

It can be crumby. It all depends on how you slice it. Ok. The puns are out of the way. Now, let’s think about this analogy. Life can be long. A French baguette. Life can be short. A dinner roll. Life can be well-rounded. A traditional European loaf. Life can be sweet or sour. Hats off to San Francisco. It can be flat. From exotic lands. It can become a hoagie filled with tasty meats and flavors. Best when it is warm. Toasted with jam and butter. Point is: bread/life is what y