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Animals


Raptor Rap
I’m smooth, I’m slick I’ve got nails I’m gonn slice you with, I’m like lightning, I’m like thunder you’re gonna wonder where I came from, you know you better run from the Raptor! The raptor’s gonna hunt you down, the raptor’s gonna make sure you know he’s the winner. Maybe have you for dinner. These eyes can see you everywhere, there’s nowhere you can hide, you better step aside when I run by you or I will sliiiiiiiice you. Twiiiice I will sliiiiice you! Why? Cause that’s wha
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The Termite
Why would a termite care or fret about a tiny splinter? He’d take it home and pluck it out and fry it up for dinner. July 20, 2020
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The Panda
If I was a Panda cowboy, I’d ride a Panda horse, I’d rope some Panda rustlers and Panda steers, of course. I’d wear a Panda holster and wear some Panda boots. No bullets in MY six-gun Only bamboo shoots. August 23, 2020
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